Number Sixty-One

I don't care what Pinterest says. Do NOT use your refrigerator as a dry-erase board.

Number Fifty-Nine

"All your love and a field of corn" is not considered an acceptable answer to the question, "What do you want for your birthday?"

Number Forty-Six

It is rude to point out when others are being rude.

Number Thirty-Nine

Apparently, it's a bad idea to cut your toenails in the dark.

Number Twenty-One

Apparently, Blogger will let you have as many blogs as you want on your account (I am up to twelve at the moment).