Number Fifty-Two

Skinny girls can have cankles, too.

Number Fifty-One

Never trust anyone who looks like a real-life character from "Fruits Basket."

Number Thirty-Nine

Apparently, it's a bad idea to cut your toenails in the dark.

Number Seven

If you want any assistance at all at the Home Depot, it helps to wear sparkly heels, a low-cut shirt, and a lot of lipstick.