Number Forty-Nine

Man plans; God laughs.

(Yiddish proverb)

Number Thirty-Eight

If you haven't watched a show on the DVR in three months, it's probably not going to happen. Best to delete it and move on with your life.

Number Thirty-Two

If you have a trip to pack for, it is best to do your packing more than an hour before you need to leave for said trip

Number Twenty-Seven

When Halloween candy hits the shelves, it's time to throw away the stuff from Valentine's Day.