Number Forty-Five

When you start saying "delete" instead of "throw away," it's time to step away from the computer.

Number Twenty-Three

If you are not a regular exerciser, it's a bad idea to paint an entire room by yourself.

Number Twenty-Two

If you want to paint a room on Monday, it's best *not* to leave the prep work until Sunday night.

Number Nine

Never use your fist as a hammer.

Number Seven

If you want any assistance at all at the Home Depot, it helps to wear sparkly heels, a low-cut shirt, and a lot of lipstick.

Number Six

Paint in a can looks different from paint on a sample card, and paint on a wall looks different from paint in a can.