Number Sixty-One

I don't care what Pinterest says. Do NOT use your refrigerator as a dry-erase board.

Number Sixty

Fifteen feet of tinsel garland is not enough for a six-foot tree.

Number Fifty-Eight

You can't fit a fully assembled adult's bicycle into the trunk of a Toyota Camry.

Number Fifty-Five

Common sense isn't.

Number Fifty-One

Never trust anyone who looks like a real-life character from "Fruits Basket."

Number Fifty

"Friend is a four-letter word." - Cake

Number Forty

Just because you've lowered your expectations, doesn't mean you can't still be horribly let down.

Number Eight

Those happy couples you see on eHarmony ads are the exception, not the rule.