Number Forty-Two

It's a bad idea to watch a "Criminal Minds" marathon before bed.

Number Thirty-Eight

If you haven't watched a show on the DVR in three months, it's probably not going to happen. Best to delete it and move on with your life.

Number Eighteen

It may work well on the infomercial, but that doesn't mean it will work well for you.

Number Seventeen

It's best not to eat while watching "Fringe."