Number Thirty-Nine

Apparently, it's a bad idea to cut your toenails in the dark.

Number Thirty-Eight

If you haven't watched a show on the DVR in three months, it's probably not going to happen. Best to delete it and move on with your life.

Number Thirty-Two

If you have a trip to pack for, it is best to do your packing more than an hour before you need to leave for said trip

Number Twenty-Four

If you wait two months to see a movie in the theater, you're going to have a hard time finding a theater to watch it at.

Number Twenty-Two

If you want to paint a room on Monday, it's best *not* to leave the prep work until Sunday night.