Number Thirty-Five

It is absolutely amazing how much cleaning can be done in the space of half an hour when one is properly motivated.

Number Thirty-Four

If you expect the worst, the day has nowhere to go but up.

Number Thirty-Three

You may think you don't like gelato, but that's only because you didn't have really good gelato. Taste the good stuff, and you'll like it. I promise.

Number Thirty-Two

If you have a trip to pack for, it is best to do your packing more than an hour before you need to leave for said trip

Number Thirty-One

If you have strawberry yogurt in one hour and strawberry gelato in the next hour, the strawberry gelato will taste and feel awful, because your brain is expecting more strawberry yogurt.

Number Thirty

It's not a good idea to play connect-the-dots with your arm freckles.

Number Twenty-Nine

The most comfortable of a choice of uncomfortable shoes is still uncomfortable.

Number Twenty-Eight

Dr. House was right: Cheese really is the devil's plaything.

Number Twenty-Seven

When Halloween candy hits the shelves, it's time to throw away the stuff from Valentine's Day.

Number Twenty-Six

It is entirely possible for a blister to form on top of a callus.